| | Being somewhat absentminded, I tend to forgot about haircuts. That said, I also occasionally have the vague desire to join the Long Flowing Hair Club for Scientists, or have Wildean locks to pass through piccadilly with a poppy or a lily in my medieval hand. The problem with this is that my hair just doesn't do that; it's too fine, and as a result I tend to go through a manageable - moussed - ah screw it cycle. I picked a random barber for the "ah screw it phase" today, Turkish guy, and he basically took one look at me, ignored any of my suggestions and preceded to wale on it with an electric razor, as a result, I now look beveled. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | About twice a week, the NYTimes runs an article like this one about NY hipsters who can't live off their parents anymore. In the course of doing so, I often wonder about the motivations of the Times in writing these articles. They're not exactly stories of suffering, and I have to wonder if it's the case that this is how Times reporters define suffering. There's a sensation of 'let them eat cake' to the material that makes me wonder. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | That should be "midnight in the garden of the utopians", but I don't so much swear by as at my Esperanto.
Arika Okrent's In the Land of the Invented Languages is well worth reading, especially for anybody who comes from the artlang side of the constructed language community (and that would be almost everyone these days).
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| | "Nobody but a fool ever wrote except for money" --- Samuel Johnson
Every geek has a fantasy author who they plow through at an early age. For most it's Tolkien, I ended up reading Eddings first and didn't actually read LOTR until college. ( Read more... )
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| "The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James D. Nicoll | comments: Leave a comment  |
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| | So, whenever I bother to read Christopher Moore, he's automatically slotted into my head as a budget replacement for Pratchett (similar to Tom Holt and Robert Rankin), which is obviously a major concern as Pratchett's brain eats itself alive. That said, Moore's books have generally succeeded for me more when they're tied with a sense of place (his deep affection for San Francisco redeems even the weaker books he places there), and when he doesn't try for the serious.
Fool, his latest work is intended as a tribute to British humor in general (particularly Python). While the story is nominally Lear as told by Lear's fool, this isn't a hidden story like Rosencrantz And Guildenstern. By about 20 pages in, it's taking place in a bizarro 13th century with a Discount Pope and a Retail Pope, and St. Cinnamon, who drove the Mazdas out of Swindon. There is a central conceit that Pocket, the titular Fool, engineers most of the tragedy of Lear in order to prevent Cordelia from getting married off (there is a nice scene where Edmund reveals a very whiny and emo note that he intended for Gloucester), however the story falls apart because of Moore's general weakness with dramatic characters. Pocket is a reprehensible character through the story, and the only way to make him a 'hero' is to take Lear and turn him into more and more of a villain, culminating in Lear engineering the rape of Pocket's mother, the murder of Cordelia's mother. The problem is that Lear's villainy is gratuitous, and exists only to make Pocket's betrayal, murder and general villainy tolerable.
Also, quite frankly, the "bawdiness" is just dull. There's an inordinate amount of humping, pissing, wanking, snogging, farting (although relatively little bumming), but it's all tab a in slot b. There's an amusing scene where Pocket is trying to recall the name of the girl he's sleeping with, and he mixes it up in the reminescence while she tells him what it is, but in the end, it's just tedious repetition.
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| | A question for people more familiar with the california proposition system than I am. Is there a limit before you can introduce a proposition overturning anothe proposition? Or could we get, say, dueling versions of prop 8 every few years, so that it turns out whether gay marriage is legal in california is a function of which proposition won the previous year? | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | House has always been guilty of an everyplot setup, but it's more and more reaching an everyseason arrangement where House has a hallucinatory epiphany (we had the moriarty one, the one where he spent the whole time on the hallucinatory bus, and this latest batch). There are really only two things I want out of House at this point:
1) An episode where, to save a patient, he eats a live baby.
2) An episode where House and Wilson finally give in to their mutual lust. (Let's be honest, they despise each other. The only thing keeping them going is the promise of sex).
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| Legal competency games: EULAs are, on the whole, a load of crap. Why not substitute them with little games which require you to demonstrate the appropriate legal knowledge before continuing on to use the product?
Obvious reason: some court has decided that EULAs are binding right now. | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment  |
| I've been thinking a bit about perl lately, and whether or not it qualifies as a dying language. There are folks in the perl community who apparently believe that is the case, and I've read at least one cogent argument that the perl community grossly overrated the virtues of perl as a language vs. perl as the primary CGI processing tool. I'm biased - I thought perl was a crap language when I first learned it, and I've avoided it ever since because I thought it encouraged the worst habits of software developers the world around.
Anyway, as a side effect of this, I was reminded of an old tool, the Programming Language Sucks/Rules-O-Meter (page here). Short version, it did an altavista(!) search for how close the word "sucks" or "rules" followed a reference to the language. At the time they started it, Perl was dominant. They haven't updated the image since 2004, when Python was crushing perl, but the dichotomy between the text and the image is amusing. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| A whine post. Because I don't do them that often and I feel entitled to one every now and then. Screw you if you disagree.
I finally have gotten over the back pain (compressed vertebrae) just to be struck with a mofo allergy attacks, I am seriously debating jamming a pair of straws up my nose to breathe. THIS is what happens when you forget your Claritin, children.
With luck, I'll be in bed before 3AM and safely under the ESORICS deadline, the first paper deadline I'll make in a month, and that doesn't change the fact I'm living on coffee because I had to get up at 5:00 for all the meetings I had today in this town of morning people.
Whine whine complain complain. Thank you. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| Several folks I know mentioned they might be in DC on Friday and would want to see the spy museum. Other folks I know who aren't on Livejournal may also be around (isn't that cryptic?) Anyway, if anyone's interested in going and seeing opspy, I can get tickets tomorrow for Friday. The combo ticket is $25.00 (normal museum admission is $18.00). I can get tickets for say...ca 2:00 if people are interested.
Let me know and I'll formulate plans. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| I made some inroads into my to-watch queue yesterday, and made the mistake of watching the third Tenchi Muyo OVA series. I remembered enjoying the show about 15 (jeez) years back, but this was one moment of interesting humanity swamped by 3 hours of incoherent twaddle. The problem, of course, is that I almost want to go rewatch the original series to see if it as bad as this was, but I think I'd rather allow the memories remain unsullied and just accept that the person I was back then enjoyed whatever it was back then, and not delve too deep into it.
Good news is that means I don't have to watch another piece of anime for a couple of years, I guess. | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment  |
| | The Texas BoE is about to put forward one of those "Evolution is a theory" (like classical mechanics) votes that are so popular among America's foremost advocates of bad science and bad theology intersecting[1]. What's really fascinating about this is Texas' unique combination of fundamentalist obsession and weird statism. Specifically, the National Laboratory for Bad Government is an 'adoption' state - meaning that they produce a state-approved list of textbooks that schools within the state pick from. California does the same thing.
This, incidentally, is why school textbooks in the US are such an almighty disaster. The license to print money is to get Texan/CA approval, and that's it. Their adoption policy and their sheer size means that the publishers bow to them first, and this means that the most successful books are the ones that can pass muster in both states. Imagine the kind of history textbooks that can get through; now you know why your history textbooks were soul-destroying pabulum.
So, what happens if the Texan BOE decides to vote against science? Well, unless textbook publishers decide that intellectual integrity is more important than the Texas market, then we're going to see creationist drivel popping up everywhere.
[1] The Creation is irrelevant to the story of Christianity, what matters is the Fall. As Chesterton points out, you can get plenty of evidence of that walking down main street on a Tuesday morning. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| | Someday, when the history of this age of unseriousness ends, somebody is going to note that John Stewart and Steven Colbert were the Juvenals of this generation, and that either of them had more testicular fortitude than the entirety of the journalistic profession. What really gets me is that Stewart seems aware of this more than anyone else, and he is boiling with rage that, as a late-night comedian, he is backed into doing a job that the journalists should be doing. | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment  |
| Some conservative bloggers and the like have developed their equivalent to the post-04 election "move to France" meme, which they're calling "Going Galt". The idea, of course, is to go "Gulching" and hide away from the world of the moochers, looters &c. They're something profoundly 12-year-old about the entire idea.
The idea is really best established in Rand's "heroine-wanders-the-world-looking-for-a-man-worthy-to-rape-her" novel Atlas Shrugged, where all the Great Heroes hide in Galt's Gulch and strike while the world burns. But it's really based around Rand's "heroic" vision of humanity, and an explicit idea that there exist some people who bubble up through natural talent. Since I believe talent is an overrated phenomenon, and really just a way for us to slap a heroic narrative on top of a combination of hard work and good luck, my primary thought is that if they go gulching, they're really shooting themselves in the foot - instead of recognition and accolades for their achievements, they will deny the world their achievements. Somebody else will provide those achievements, and all they'll get is a feeling of self-satisfaction that they went and did that in fantasyland. Very very masturbatory.
Bioshock had a nice riff on this that I don't think many people picked up on. Rapture is a gulch, and it's informed by Andrew Ryan's very eccentric ideas of artistic merit --- that said, the ultimate reward for being recognized as a genius and selected for Rapture was to die unmourned, unloved, and unnoticed at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean. | comments: Leave a comment  |
| I really enjoy annotating things. I used to love playing games like Wizardry and Ultima because I got to create my own maps for the games, and when they started adding auto-maps, I got really pissed. I still have sitting around somewhere this EPIC map I made for the original Might & Magic which was about 3'x2', and a gigantic multicolor graph-paper extravaganza. Probably that fetish for creating and organizing new knowledge explains why I decided to pursue a profitable career in the high-prestige field of knowledge manufacturing.
It extends to books as well. Anyone who's seen my (copious) library knows that I have books I've more or less left alone and then the collections that are covered in notes, scraps of paper and my own indices. I've been thinking about this today because I've been debating getting a Kindle (on the grounds that it might reduce the metastasizing shelf count in my apartment/library annex with a bed). I mean, I could read with it, but I'd have less space to annotate, and that's half the fun for me is marking up my own books.
Do other people have this problem? I honestly can't feel like I'm seriously reading without a pen in my hand. | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment  |
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